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Portsmouth Saved By Rooney Change Jar

WAYNE Rooney has ensured Portsmouth FC’s future after pledging them the contents of his sofa.

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London To Be Socially Cleansed After Child Bitten By Poor Person

LONDON’S poor are to be culled after a child was bitten by an unemployed adult male.

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