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Premier League teams staying in America

THE Premier League clubs touring the USA have informed their fans they prefer it over there and they’re not coming back.

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Salmond advised against micro-kilt

ALEX Salmond’s advisors are split on how much thigh he should reveal for Tuesday’s televised debate.

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