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QPR stockpiling gits

NEIL Warnock is building a fortress of arseholes in West London, it emerged last night.

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Ikea shoppers are Nazis too, say experts

PEOPLE who buy things from Ikea are obviously Nazis, scientists confirmed last night.

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