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Scotland now in danger of losing to fictional countries

THE Scottish national football team is now the underdog against a range of made-up countries.

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'Do I cut the red wire, or the blue wire? Or do I cut both?' By Theresa May

HELLO there. Two years ago I made this bomb.

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