'Sick' athletes must compete unless they have note from mum

WORLD Championship athletes claiming to be poorly with a tummy bug must have a note signed by a parent, officials have confirmed.

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Vain, petty nutjob finally meets his equal

NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-un has finally met a leader as powerful, vain, petty and intellectually limited as he is, he has confirmed.

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