'We're ready to piss on ourselves'

THOUSANDS of determined runners are preparing to urinate in their pants at this weekend’s London Marathon.

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Myspace spots gap in market for old version of Facebook

FORGOTTEN social network Myspace is to stage a comeback by using the version of Facebook that everyone thought was absolutely fine.

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