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Zoos unveil World Cup-predicting animals

ZOOKEEPERS have revealed the 412 animals who will successfully predict the results of this year’s World Cup.

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How to put a nice positive spin on race riots, by Britain's press

CARS and homes were set ablaze by riots in Belfast last night. But for reasons some newspapers broadly approve of, which is why they get this spin: 

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