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PUBS across England are bracing themselves to be overrun by women watching the England-Italy semi-final in a serious, respectful manner.

KNEELING before football games was not a mechanism by which racism would be eliminated entirely, the England women’s squad have been informed.

BRITON Cameron Norrie has reached the quarter-finals of Wimbledon and, I trust, has the manners to go no further. For it is not our nation’s way.

EURO 2025 kicks off today, but what if you're a woman who was briefly into football but now isn't really? Here's how to survive weeks of dutiful support.

GLASTONBURY was a cesspit of anti-Semitism gleefully encouraged by the BBC, except everywhere that wasn’t the West Holts stage between 2.30pm and 3.30pm, Saturday. Is Wimbledon next?

AN URGENT report has confirmed that a football is bouncing across the park directly towards you and you are expected to return it.