Arts & Entertainment

THE opening ceremony for the Olympic games will include a pile of tractor parts and a man with large hands glaring at everyone, it has been revealed.

THE latest Adrian Mole book sees the main character exacting bloody revenge on the world for his years of comic misfortune, it has emerged.

THE classic hip hop track Summertime, which celebrates seasonal sunshine and happiness, is sounding like a cruel joke to UK radio listeners.

WILLIAM Shakespeare’s first theatre offered mainly low-budget hardcore sex plays, it has emerged.

RIDLEY Scott’s sci-fi epic Prometheus is the greatest film ever made, leading pothead reviewers have claimed.

THE next series of Sherlock will be filmed entirely in the nude, producer Steven Moffat has announced.

THE world's leading modified vehicles, including Bigfoot and Jurassic Attack, will perform at Buckingham Palace's Jubilee Truck Jam on June 4.

IRON MAN, the Hulk and all other Marvel Comics characters ever have been outed as gay by rival publisher DC.

THE latest two-hour Bond feature Skyfall has been released as a teaser for the more exciting trailer.

THE winner of Britain's Got Talent has described how he overcame the nightmare of tag-ons to achieve success.