Arts & Entertainment

ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.

BROADCASTERS have been attacked for showing graphic scenes of Bono while children could be watching.

ONANISTS around the world will be able to watch Lindsay Lohan's time in remand via $5-per-minute TV, a court has ruled.

MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to. 

GAMES developer Rovio Mobile has announced the latest, more subtle, addition to its hugely popular Angry Birds franchise.

THE BBC is to replace much of its programming with footage of a strikingly well-endowed squirrel, it has been announced.

A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.

THOUSANDS of bulls have queued outside Barcelona's 'La Monumental' stadium hoping to be selected for the city's final bullfight.

THE devil has set up a new website hoping to lure vulnerable six to 12 year-olds into the world of imp ownership.

U2 are still sitting around the kitchen table, drinking tepid white wine and pretending they don't know that it's almost three o'clock in the morning.