Celebrity

PRINCE Philip has asked his staff to find out what kind of car England Rugby captain Mike Tindall is currently driving.

ROYAL aides have confirmed that Prince Charles is to give up his role as heir to the throne to pursue a career as a mouth-foaming prophet of doom.

CHANNEL 4's How To Look Good Naked is a ruse for the secretly straight Gok Wan to involve himself with female body parts, it has emerged.

BRITAIN may finally be stirred into the violent overthrow of its financial and political systems after seeing photographs from last night's GQ Men of the Year awards.

WINDSOR Castle has attracted record visitor numbers to an exhibition featuring Pippa Middleton's used underpants.

TONY Blair has pledged to school his god-daughter in the ancient ways of dishonesty.

TWITTER is now 14 percent cleverer after the addition of Cheryl Cole.

SIR Richard Branson's mother is head over heels in love with dashing actress Kate Winslet.

THE new Celebrity Big Brother house has emerged like a glorious phoenix from England's shattered capital.

PRINCE William has continued creeping out the entire nation by giving his new wife a 1980s-style blonde wig.