Science & Technology

SUPERSTAR DJ Fatboy slim bears no resemblance whatsoever to his father-in-law, it was confirmed last night.

GRAMMAR enthusiasts which point out everyday errors are much fewer interesting compared than normal people, according to researchers.

THE International Space Station has gone crazy and all the astronauts are in mortal danger, NASA confirmed last night.

PRINCE Charles has demanded a ban on genetically modified crops after the latest attempt on his life by an enormous piece of fruit.

A 2,000-year-old computer found in a Roman shipwreck was mainly used for asserting worthless classical opinions, scientists have learned. 

THE new F22 Raptor stealth fighter can now store up to 25,000 songs and features a class leading 6.2 megapixel camera, built-in. 

PEOPLE worried that the world’s biggest physics experiment could destroy the earth were last night reassured that only Switzerland will be obliterated. 

APPLE boss Steve Jobs last night unveiled the new iPhone, insisting there was 'no way' he would launch a better and cheaper version in three months time.

NASA's latest Martian probe last night landed safely on the red planet and issued an immediate call for Gordon Brown to resign.

SCIENTISTS who invented the world's most powerful laser have used it to draw a giant penis on the front of the moon.