Science & Technology

WOMEN'S anti-ageing face creams contain up to 98% bullshit, according to a new study.

APPLE has been forced to withdraw its latest iPhone advert because it exaggerates how busy you are and how significant your life is.

THE medical profession faces a new ethical dilemma after scientists raised the prospect of stem cells being used for tomfoolery and high-jinks.

TEENAGE boys are nothing more than younger versions of men, new research suggests. 

MEN'S reactions to anything involving women are astonishingly easy to predict, new research suggests.

BUILDING a time machine to take us back 18 months would have been cheaper than the multi-billion pound bank bail out, it was claimed last night.

BEBO is sending messages from its users 120 trillion miles into space in the expectation aliens will prove as shallow and self-obsessed as they are.

THE inventor of the internet last night dramatically revealed he had completely missed the point of the internet.

THE brains of taxi drivers have an inbuilt natural ability to bore the shit out of you, according to new research. 

HOSPITALS were struggling to cope last night as rival Facebook gangs fought running battles across a dozen British towns and cities.