Society

THE first class sections of regional trains do not feature the opulent luxury and fine dining experiences of the Orient Express, a man has found.

LONDON is today in the grip of normality, with millions having their breakfast then going to work.

GOOGLE has introduced a new tool for users who keep doing searches about whether their partner is really 'the one'.

AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.

A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a 'quick wee' with several phone numbers and someone's life story.

A VICTORIOUS Brexiter is still something of a loser in the overall sense, it has emerged.

A FATHER has been forced to confront the fact that putting decking in his garden was a mistake.

A WOMAN from Tower Hamlets has absolutely no idea how to get around Mayfair, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has flaunted her figure merely by existing.