Arts & Entertainment

KYLIE, Fleetwood Mac and Kate Bush have all found new, young audiences via TikTok. But which ‘legacy artists’ will never be considered cool enough to follow suit?

A NEW play includes clear messages that ‘it is never okay to hit a child’ and ‘bigotry is bad’ to ensure audiences are not offended.

THE Plastic Ono Band’s Give Peace A Chance makes listeners want to punch someone. These political songs are enough to turn anyone against their cause.

THE ‘I’m sorry, what the f**k?’ Wagner mutiny during Glastonbury is just one of the major news events the festival has cursed us with.

GUNS N’ Roses have soberly informed Glastonbury that their wild, rock ‘n’ roll years are far behind them and they are now old, tired men.

KNOW some smug bastard who always goes to Glastonbury? You’ve probably heard them say some of these tedious things.

TEENAGERS love music that encourages them to be gloomy little self-obsessed shits. Here are some artists you should only be allowed to listen to above the age of 25.

YOU can hardly call yourself a fan of a property unless you’ve drawn your favourite characters f**king like dogs. These are the most popular pairings.

MOVIES and TV shows make certain skills look piss easy but if you actually attempted them it would be a disaster. Like these.

THINK you know the men in your life? Guess again. When left to their own devices, these are the songs they like to listen to.