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GARY Lineker’s form-hugging shirts have been hailed as the tightest ever worn by a football presenter.

THE international community is working to stop America getting into football and beating everyone.

LATTER stages of the World Cup have forced bigots to become more inventive in their national prejudices.

A DECADES-LONG conspiracy to discredit Uruguay and their star player Luis Suarez has been revealed.

AFTER winning no games in the World Cup, hopes are high that England will win the European Championship in 2016.

ROY Hodgson and his England team have boarded their ship to begin their epic journey back to the UK.

EXPERTS have stressed that Luis Suarez bit a large Italian footballer and not a tiny child.

STEVEN Gerrard is to make a decision on whether he wants to continue looking dejected.

BRITAIN'S agonising year-long wait for a native tennis player to win at Wimbledon looks set to stretch into July.

ENGLAND has offered to call a temporary halt to jokes about how quickly Italian tanks can reverse.