Sport

FOOTBALL fans have been left confused and angry after it was revealed that Brazil 2014 has still not begun.

JOSE Mourinho has queried the quality of officiating at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show after his foxglove-dominated garden came second.

BRITAIN’S surfers are ready for the summer season during which they might surf as many as five times.

LOUIS van Gaal has vowed to end the cup drought that has seen many fans desert Manchester United.

THE FA Cup was won on Saturday.

ARSENAL should get the FA Cup without having to play in the final, according to manager Arsene Wenger.

AS the football season draws to a close, hundreds of Premier League players have taken temporary jobs in supermarkets.

PROFESSIONAL cricketers are avoiding the sport by claiming that it can’t be played in rain.

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has selected a World Cup team consisting entirely of undead players.

THE Premier League title has been jointly won by every club that had the courage to sack its manager mid-season.