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VETERAN football commentator John Motson has once again posted sexually explicit images of himself on social media.

THE World Cup opening ceremony has been thrown together at the last minute after Brazil admitted it forgot.

ANY English person not drinking heavily in front of a television is a traitor, the nation's supermarkets have announced.

AN Amazonian tribe who have no contact with civilization have predicted England will not make it past the first round of the World Cup.

MANY of Brazil’s World Cup stadiums are still rife with poverty, stray dogs and ruthless street gangs, it has emerged.

SIR Bradley Wiggins has been told he can win the Tour de France again as long he manages to ride his bike faster than all the other cyclists.

ZOOKEEPERS have revealed the 400 animals which will predict the results of this year’s World Cup.

DESPITE a headache and some odd facial bruises, George Groves is excited about his super-middleweight title fight against Carl Froch.

THE England football squad have agreed to sing the national anthem before World Cup matches if it's changed to Earthquake by Labrinth.

FIFA has promised an investigation into the successful 2026 World Cup bid by the planet Mongo.