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THE new football league structure will see established clubs playing hypothetical matches against some of Britain’s favourite fictional teams.

FOOTBALL hacks have cautioned against over-hyping James Wilson, probably the most brilliant footballer of this or any generation.

BRENDAN Rodgers has admitted that allowing his team to leave Selhurst Park after 79 minutes to avoid traffic was a mistake.

MANCHESTER City have offered two players to UEFA as office administrators, in payment for their £49m fine.

ROY Hodgson has already decided who is to blame for England's World Cup exit.

ARSENAL’S manager has told the club that his World Cup 2014 Brasil sticker collection takes priority over the FA Cup and Champions League.

SNOOKER legend Stephen Hendry has revealed plans to venture outdoors for the first time in his adult life.

MANCHESTER United have been granted six extra games after a meeting between the Referee's Association and Sir Alex Ferguson.

CHELSEA manager José Mourinho will place beanbags and scatter cushions on the pitch for Sunday's game against Liverpool.

ESSEX County Cricket Club have hoodwinked their rivals by engaging the services of rakish bon vivant Jesse Ryder, Esquire.