Science & Technology

THE mysterious substance which makes up 90 percent of the universe may be able to destroy Uri Geller, scientists have claimed.

A VOODOO witch-doctor who regards his own genitals as a mortal sin, last night claimed to be the world's foremost expert on the laws of nature.

NEW shiny thing make everything all better, say clever science man yesterday.

SCIENTISTS are no longer bothered by the prospect of bees dying out, after discovering it is not that big a deal.

SOFTWARE security firms have come up with a brilliant excuse for why you spend £400 a month on high-grade Belgian filth.

THE long-held belief that there may be some men who care whether or not their partners are having a nice time during sexual intercourse is a myth, scientists claimed last night.

SIR Cliff Richard could survive well into the next ice age, according to new research.

THE Hubble telescope has captured images of an enormous galaxy made up entirely of pornography, astronomers have claimed.

THE global search for a man who has not seen pornography has been abandoned after the discovery of a tattered copy of Knave stashed under a tribal totem in the South Pacific.

PENSIONERS have declared that they don't like a new PC designed for them, despite it not being released yet.